And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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