I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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