So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
