I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
one might say we're banned from that church
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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