Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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