I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I know her cup size but not her name....
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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