i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it's like heaven, but drunker
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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