I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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