fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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