wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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