Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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