Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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