Will you blow on my dice?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
