like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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