onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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