Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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