Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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