He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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