Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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