small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
bring money and cleavage
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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