I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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