you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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