at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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