I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You were trust falling into bushes
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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