I just made out with a guy for $7.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Quick, to the slutcave!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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