Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You pole danced in your parka.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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