That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i think i have herpe
just one?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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