have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
