You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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