I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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