Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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