i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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