I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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