i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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