i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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