i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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