I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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