Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just google imaged poop.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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