your room smells of hookers.
And success
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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