so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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