I can tuck mytits in my pants
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I want her autograph on my taint
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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