So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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