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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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