I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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