I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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