I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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