well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
why is half of my head shaved?
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