im drinking this country out of the recession.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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