Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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