the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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