Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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