We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
