i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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