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Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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