I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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