What did we do last night that was yellow?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
