That's when you crack a 10am beer
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
How does one acquire holy water?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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